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UTS Hockey Club 2002
Novelty Awards
First Aid Award - for the best
or most numerous injuries during the season (hotly
contested this year!)
- Shelley Andrews - hurt and locked her shoulder/neck
while drying her hair, missing game
- Barry Telfer, broken thumb at training (thanks
Scotty)
- Wingnut - smashed collarbone vs Glebe (thanks
Ken Wark)
- Matt Carson, split head and 6 stitches at training
(thanks Hugh)
- Greg Doolan - broken teeth filling-in for final
5 mins in 3rd grade
- Cath Hamilton - total ankle reconstruction
- Milo - broken knee cap
- Zorba - snapped fibula whilst at home with Chicken
Pox
- Dan Jarosch - broke wrist in final pre-season
game, but still managed to score a Tomahawk goal
with what turned being his last hit of the season.
- Lisa McGrath -ankle
- Toonie - broken collarbone playing silly-buggers
at Aus-East Games.
- Rachael Cox - Ankle
- Mike Heppel broken Knee cap,after returning
from 6 weeks out injured
- Em Phippard - broken thumb
- Nick Greenhalgh - back muscles, out for season
- Dave Rowe - knee reconstruction, out for season
- Badger - obvious mental illness - moved to Victoria
- DC - leg at Aus-East Games
- Abbey Burgess - torn ankle ligaments, but still
played Grand Final
- Matt Needham - broken ankle
- Sam Marshall - shin splints in pre-season, didn't
play a game
- Brett Fletcher - broken bone in foot
- Flapper - ankle ligaments
- Dave Gilbert - 1st grade fullback, torn hammy,
his team conceded about 67 goals whilst he was
out injured (so he claims)
- Karina Mason - spectacular tumble on the Kuring-gai
Death Trap.
Winner: Shelley Andrews
Woosy Milk Skull Award - for lamest performance
or worst excuses during the season
- 1st grade women's umpires for sending off Shelley
for offering constructive advice
- Raz for his backstick shot at goal (he will
suffer the rest of his life for this)
- Ollie - the boys had to wait for him at the
Gong whilst he got his manicure.
- Sarah Archbold - letting an ear infection get
in the way of a Grand Final.
- Joe Serrao- coaching 5th grade all year and
then flying overseas the day before the Grand
Final.
- The small girls - for letting the banner get
stolen at Aus-East Games
- Cath Hamilton and Turtle - AUGs - forgot to
bring the balls
- Jose Cofre - Missing 2 days of Aus-East Games
and a competition round, after writing himself
off on the first night
- Garbe - for not fronting to a 3rd grade game,
missing most of the AUGs by arriving late.
- Matt Micallef - Red Card incident - "I
wasn't choking him I was just holding him down!"
(by the throat)
Winner: Oliver Bongardt
Dummy Spit Award - for the best or most numerous
dummy spits during the season
- Merrilee Sandeman - complaining whenever Pissy
was benched during 2nd grade games.
- Maggsy - when his goalie gear was left out in
the rain
- Maggsy - after Wingnut's injury
- Maggsy - Yellow card for laughing at the umpire
- Maggsy - made the captain of Mackellar womens
team cry, by questioning eligibility of her players.
- Matt "The Mouth " Micallef for actively
abusing a team mate for his complete lack of commitment.
It was so intense that Badger told him off at
half time. The victim was so scared of Matt he
didn't play for 2 weeks. Matt put it down to character
development.
- Sonny Chadha - claimed he was being victimised
when not selected in 2nd grade - he went on to
play in the 5th grade Grand Final.
Winner: Maggsy
Golden Spade Award - for consistency and hard
work in attempted sleazing during the year
- Cato (consistent effort all year)
- Tish (small person challenge at Aus-East Games)
- confusion of instruction to get details written
on a coaster, actually got details written on
breast
- Garbe - naked barrel dancing in AUGs
- Turtle - seems determined to win this award
at least once
Winner: Turtle
Bush Pig Award - for consistency and hard
work in sleazing during the year
- Nathan $2 Gilbert
- Tory Delaney- Aus-East Games - a good Aussie
kid, enjoys her Milo.
- Turtle - or so he wants us to think
- The Goat - found his very own "Nanny Goat"
in Adelaide
- Garbe - caused him to miss a game of hockey
for the first time in his life - hope she was
worth the forfeit she cost us.
Winner: Nathan $2 Gilbert
Beer Fish Award - for the consistent and/or
excessive consumption of alcohol during the year.
- Mens AUG team - out of the 10 people in the
team in Adelaide, 11 people threw up during tribunal.
The Goat still hasn't learnt about Toony mixes!
- Raz - 1st grade men's night out, and the long,
drive (almost made it!) home.
- Matt Pine - Aus-East Games
- Jose Cofre- Aus-East Games - was bedridden after
Wednesday morning and so badly affected that he
had to miss the following round game
- Jacki Stitt - Aus-East Games
- Maggsy and Karen - "10 shots on the bar".
How have they not lost that camera yet?
- Tish (Camp Huggies)
- Bruiser (Camp Huggies)
Winner: Stuart Carruthers
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