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UTS Hockey Club 2003
Novelty Awards
First Aid Award - for the best
or most numerous injuries during the season (hotly
contested this year!)
- Zorba - Ruptured achilles Round
1, the only 15 minutes he played all season.
- Brad Welshmen for the longest warm up and downs
known and always feeling injured after the game
- Naveen - hamstring
- Scotty Webster's knee (so we were told)
- Sonny's shoulder
- Garry Welsman - ankle ligaments, broken nose
from elbow, flu, and head stitches (3rd minute
of game, didn't even need to wash his uniform,
wasn't sweated in)
- Zorba - detached retina December 02
- James Cheeseman - Broke 2 bones in right foot
- Craig Rothwell - ball on the knee
- Richard Stevenson - busted knee
- Phil Eagleton - ruptured the anterior cruciate
ligament in the left knee with bone edema (bruising)
of the femor and tibia
- Naveen - brained by the goalie in a game at
Albury
- Duncan Baxter - Torn Hamstring
- Amy Godsey - got fingers smashed
- Romeo Carinci - Broke my right leg and damaged
ankle. Three pins and a plate in the leg and a
screw in the ankle, followed by DVT for good measure.
- Chris Ross - rolled ankle at training and didn't
play for the rest of the season
- Sam Marshall - Shin splints 2 years in a row.
- Cato - gashed left hand vs Glebe - and took
out the stitches himself
- Duncan Baxter - Ankle
- Litchfield - broken hand.
- Monkey - played prelim and final with a bung
hamstring
- Milo (Steve Mileham)- knee held together with
gaffer tape in 6th grade final
- Cath H - playing with 4 residual injuries at
once.
Winner: ZORBA
Woosy Milk Skull Award - for lamest performance
or worst excuses during the season
- Vance Abreu, not playing the final games of
the season "due to work" when his fees
are due, this is the second year running.
- Turtle & Cato, missed hockey as they had
a birthday party
- Gooey....for being under the thumb all season
- Gazza - leaving accounts in disarray prior to
his departure
- Legless - booking flights to miss the prelim
and final
- 6th grade forfeit a 1st round walkover because
of lack of goalie and almost miss semis
- 4th grade forfeit last round because of no goalie
- and earn the wooden spoon
- Legless - taking the ^%$#ing match cards to
Darwin
- L Martinez-Zurito,R Pickering, M Folkes -all
getting suspend for 3 yellow in 1 week
- Leandro - getting the only red for a UTS player
this year
- Scott Webster - getting suspended for something
that occurred last year
- Cato - kicking an 8 year old kid's football
away while his mum is umpiring the girls at EUGs
- Cato - only UTS player to get sent off in Newcastle
Winner: Cato
Dummy Spit Award - for the best or most numerous
dummy spits during the season
- Jezza - training one night he got a tap to
the head by Sam M. and he did the soccer dummy
spit with the grasping of the head and rolling
around the pitch - absolute classic soccer moment!
- PK - to Dominos Pizza
- Pete Dobrijevic - weekly rant and rave
- PK - in response to Pete Dobrijevic
- Annie Kell - anonymous nomination, no details
provided!!
Winner: Pete Dobrijevic
Golden Spade Award - for consistency and hard
work in attempted sleazing during the year
- Maggsy - "just being friendly", "just
welcoming them to the club", "hey I
was pissed".
- Tooney - "if you're writing a love letter,
make it out to Carl with a C", "hi there
girlfriend, what's your name?", "Zorba,
who's that?"
- Play School (Mark Johnson)....for attending
the UTS women's training sessions when he coaches
and plays for another club
- Cass Smith - Coffs Harbour - a spade of biblical
proportions
- DC - Coffs Harbour
- Needles - bought over 60 shots and offered to
buy the girls new uniforms
Winner: Tooney
Bush Pig Award - for consistency and hard
work in sleazing during the year
- Bruiser - impressive performance, keep an eye
on activities tonight
- Cassie Smith - ditto
- Cath H - repetition, incest, sleazing.
- Rowan Imer - the only one at Newcastle to get
a cold sore
Winner: Cassie Smith
Beer Fish Award - for the consistent and/or
excessive consumption of alcohol during the year.
- Wingnut-getting absolutley written off and
falling in PK's spew at the Crowie
- Rooster for a sterling 15hr drinking effort
on a Friday night which wrapped up on Oxford st
at 10am... straight to the game and earned himself
a demotion for his idiotic behavior and his deplorable
skills.
- Rooster, now if this man does not win it I'll
eat my hat. Being a past winner in I know what
it takes and this man's got all the attributes
to win by a long way. One example is running the
Sydney marathon and then going out on the piss
till 3:30 the next morning, then being in at work
by 7:30!! Pretty much the man does not stop drinking.
- Danielle & Cass for being cut off the first
week at our new home pub
- PK - weekly at the Crowie
- Needles - ask his staff for a copy of the surveillance
tape.
Winner: Rooster
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