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UTS Hockey Club 2006
Novelty Awards
First Aid
Bailey "Licka"
Trostian
The only member of the club to require micro surgery
and reconstruction surgery.
Tim "Goon
bag" Bray
missed last 6 games of the season, due to a knee
injury "occurred while in bed with his girlfriend".
Kate "Slapper"
McCulloch - injured her ankle, finger, broke a
bone in her wrist and damaged ACL in knee from
beach soccer.
Mo Akram -
Hit on the hip bone, the collar bone, the knee
and then on the toe - left limping for weeks.
Cameron "Lapdog"
Ward - attempted to sway the results of the game
against RMIT by bleeding all over the pitch and
the players, from a head wound requiring three
stitches.
Winner
- Baylie Trostian
Woosie
Milk Skull
Solly
For coaching GNS to a draw against SWS in the
last game of the year to miss the finals.
John Key &
Roshan Khaira
Scoring a goal is usually a good thing, but in
the Round 12 match the two nominees were about
to go handbags at 10 paces after a difference
of opinion about the short corner routine.
Claire and Rachel from Eagles 2
Arrived 13 hrs early for the first game of the
season: 8am for a 9pm game
Andrew "Corbo"
Thyrd
Although big people are usually wise, playing
cricket with the Bush Pig is an unwise thing to
do. Offending the JA is also an unwise thing to
do, because she can be wise and powerful.
Boris "Sphincter" Lossy - can apparently play
two 70 min games, without even breaking a sweat
or ruining his hair, and claim to be able to play
two more while his team mates are drenched with
sweat! Question is; how much running is Sphincter
actually doing?
Winner
- Boris Lossy
Dummy Spit
Andrew Eagleton
got suspended and missed the men's Third Grade
Prelim final from a third Yellow card for back
chat (one of which was awarded by a team mate)
David "Rags"
Spence
Lost all love for the ladies at EUGs after getting
a drink spilt on him on the second night.
Alex "Marvin"
Beattie
C consistency with voicing her opinions about
umpires, opponents, spectators, the weather and
just about anything else that came to mind. "Profanity
Spice" was the only Stinger 2 to be penalized
for backchat or sent for a lap.
Jeremy "Jezza" Boyse
Preparing us for the whinging Poms arriving soon
for the Ashes
Winner
- Alex Beatie
Golden
Spade
Larry the
Lizard
A after being turned down on a number of occasions
by Delores the BushPig, Larry turned to repeatedly
"knocking the top off one".
David "Rags"
Spence
E even after being handcuffed to Wet for 24hours
still failed to convert.
Melanie "Wet"
Alderson
Even after being handcuffed to Rags for 24hours
still failed to convert.
Andrew "Corbo" Thyrd
Reigning Golden Spade champion, did not disappoint
with his efforts during the season and Uni Games.
Winner
- Andrew Thyrd
Beer Fish
Matt Kay
Throwing up in his Dad's car.
Sophie "Loose"
Wade
Following formula - JagerBOMBS to the power of
8 = high probability of actually getting your
tits out for the boys, eg. Pacific Highway Coffs
Harbour, 9am Men's Game Port Adelaide.
Adam "Franger"
Fransen
Never arrived sober for a Club Night, whether
dressed as Pac Man, a Pirate or crossing dressing
as a Female Hockey Player.
Lily "SOS"
Schnieder - by earning her nick name. She can
skull, but watch out for the spit.
Winner
- Adam Fransen
BushPig
Paul "Zorba"
Economides - (with thanks to RSVP) "I've had an
amazing year".
Adrienne "Sparky"
Ling
Her AUGs love triangle quickly became a love dodecahedron.
Jenna "Gemima"
Seymour
New found love for South African men.
Tim "Goonbag"
Bray and Kate "Gank" Hayward
Dubbed "goongank" and "gankbag" regular spooning
became more behind closed doors. It was not until
their wedding night they decided it wasn't to
be.
Sally "MJ" Dunstan - in a showdown between Mr
Monash and Bobo, all three came out winners.
Winner
- Paul Economides
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