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UTS Hockey Club 2007
Novelty Awards
Woosie
Milk Skull -Awarded for the most lame
performance during the season
Andrew "CORBO"
Thryd - Going home from ECC and missing Bronze
Medal Match. Spooning is for EVERYONE!
All Six Grand
Final Teams - Six Grand final teams and not one
Premiership
Steve "SVEN"
Jones - Missed grand Final due to holidays. Couldn?t
come back when he was only 1 hour away
John Key -
Jumping out of the way of a free hit, Men's 2nd
grade Grand Final
Men's 2nd
Grade - 3-1 up in their grand final with 10min
to go, lost 5-3! (to Raz!)
WINNER - John Key (on behalf of Men's 2nd
Grade)
Dummy Spit - Awarded for the
best or most dummy spits
Grant "CHIPPER"
Mapp - retrospective and pre-emptive, for every
occasion past, present and in the future when
he crosses paths with Brett Blackler.
Paul "PK" Kelly- During a women's first
grade game Ruth got carded for PK's "banter"
from the sideline
Anne "WAFFE"
Ziesing - Spat it at Uni Games umpires in a massive
way. Does anyone have a German English Dictionary?
Any member
of Men's 5th Grade - Come on guys, what happened
to sharing the love?
WINNER
- Anne "WAFFE" Ziesing
First
Aid - Awarded for best or numerous
injuries
Mo Akram -
Copped a short corner shot on left arm on Anzac
day game against Sutho. Then a shoulder injury
against SWS caused him to miss a couple of games
and is still seeing a specialist for it
Sacha Overhoff
- They just don't build old men's bodies with
that Swiss precision anymore
Phil "GOAT"
Taylor - Hospitalised at uni games with dodgy
knee. Did any of the nurses fall for the line
"My name is Goat, Ask me why??"
Sophie "LOOSE"
Wade- Unable to play all season with knee injury,
but made it to Uni Games
WINNER
- Sacha Overhoff
Bush
Pig - Awarded for "converting"
John "POON-TANG"
Fitzgerald - Lived up to his nickname.
Lily "SOS"
Schneider - It's the quiet ones you have to look
out for.
Sally "MJ"
Dunstan - Retrospective 2006 nomination, seeing
as she edited herself out of last year's nominations.
Kiera Bryan
- Have you booked your flights to visit the home
wrecker yet?
Rachael "STEALTH"
Peet - You can't fly under our radar with a model
glider pilot
WINNER
- Kiera Bryan
Beerfish
- Awarded to the biggest but not always the best
drinker
Sophie "LOOSE" Wade - Loose was the
official drinking coach for UTS hockey whilst
at Goon Coast for AUGs, and taught everyone how
to be pretty "loose". Best lesson -How
to streak from one end of Cavill Ave to the beach
and not get caught.
Rachel "STEALTH" Peet & Sally "MJ"
Dunstan - the master and the apprentice (although
which is which no one is sure), showed up to more
than a few Sunday afternoon matches patching up
each others' Saturday night memories.
Jeremy "JEZZA"
Boyse - Where did you end up after Grand Final
night?
Jono Fearing - His effort for "liquid spits"
Including trivia night when he walked out of The
Broadway and did a "liquid spit" in
front of security guards, and then wondered why
they wouldn?t let him back in.
Team High
Four: Ruth Gordon & Anne "WAFFE" Ziesing
- The girls have been on a beer fish campaign
including regular "boot camp" sessions
at Balmain Hilton, a solid session at Trivia night,
the cocktail party etc that has involved Ruth
& Annie being excessively drunk & last one home
Jenna "JEMIMA"
Seymour - Drunkest JA on record!
WINNER
- Sophie "LOOSE" Wade
Golden
Spade - Awarded for the most regular,
yet unsuccessful, pick-up attempts
David "RAGS"
Spence - Spent 6 months in Europe "on the
Spade"
Steve "SQUATTER"
Panetta - Is it the Mystery method? Or David D'Angelo
this week?
Jono Fearing
- like many English sportsmen before him, he took
to the field, played enthusiastically but didn't
make a catch
Alison "TEAPOT" Dechnik - Could a Princess
convert with a Princess? Or is she just after
drinks?
Matt "PRINCESS"
Kay - There was no magic wand for this princess
at uni games, he was just waving the Golden Spade
in vain.
Grant "CHIPPER" Mapp - for his persistent
efforts on a young pommy import ("Ruthie" as he
affectionately referred to her) who was exactly
half his age
WINNER
- Steve "SQUATTER" Panetta
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