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UTS Hockey Club 2008
Novelty Awards
First Aid
Award - For best or most numerous injuries
Joel Williams
- celebrating a premiership turned out to be a
pain in the backside.
John Hosie
- personally responsible for setting a new record
for facemask sales
Ruth Pollard
- it's good to keep your nose over the ball when
trapping, just not so close.
Adam 'Franga"
Fransen - busted hand
Charles
Chessell - busted hand
WINNER
- JOHN HOSIE
Woosie
Milk Scull Award- for lamest performance
Carl 'Toonie'
Strautins - When an opponent twice your age
suggests that you look like you're having a heart
attack, pay more attention, eat less ice cream
and don't go getting soft yellow cards during
the grand final.
WINNER
- TOONIE!!!
Dummy Spit
Award - for best or most numerous dummy spits
Owen Hammerton
- for consistently reminding us all why "whinging
pom" is a tautology
Matt 'Wingnut'
Smith - ordered from the dugout how many times?
Macquarie
Uni Mens 1st grade - 6 yellow cards in a semi-final,
awarded to just one team?!?!?
WINNER
- OWEN HAMERTON
Beer Fish
Award - for best drinking effort
Kate "Bits"
King - Some people learn by watching others.
Some people learn by hearing stories, and some
just have to drink the whole bottle of passion
pop for themselves.
Frances
'Huggies' Dickson - for her efforts in the
manager's challenge.
Sacha Overhoff
- every chance he gets, including entire 24hr
periods in Beijing. Was so constantly hammered
he forgot to buy any souveniers for his family!
WINNER
- HUGGIES
Golden
Spade Award - for best attempted pick-ups
Zorba
- Sydney's #2 pick on the Internet dating services
Rimer
- $20 goes a long way.
Prancer
-for getting one of the small boys to pimp him
out.
WINNER
- RIMER
Bush Pig
Award - for best or most numerous 'hook-ups'
Lily "SOS"
Schneider - friendly liason to our overseas
members
David 'Rags'
Spence - for his efforts in the hotel room
with about 30 witnesses
WINNER
- SOS
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