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UTS Hockey Club 2009
Novelty Awards
First Aid
Award - For best or most numerous injuries
Joe Serrao
– Used his mouth to stop a shot on goal and left
7 teeth in the striker's stick
Megan Clarke
– Snapped ACL, full reconstruction required
Emily Newman
- fell over in high heels and broke leg!
Mel Penn
– Rolled over ankle whilst standing still coaching
school girls, and broke ankle
Phoebe
Thompson – blew out a knee at Bathurst EUGs
Rachael
Peet - broke ankle and snapped ligaments,
just so she could use handicapped parking near
main entrance of UTS KGai campus!
4th Grade
Womens team – because half the injuries above
occurred in the team, plus numerous other smaller
injuries meant the team was forever playing short
WINNER
- Mel Penn
Woosie
Milk Scull Award- for lamest performance
Guy Barnes
– Mr Nice Guy!!
Jason Selby
- Captaining from the front: earning two yellow
cards in two weeks, both for backchat, one them
being about whether his captain's armband had
to be on his arm.
Matt Kay
- took the 4L of milk in 1 hour challenge and
at about the 35 minute mark managed to re-fill
a bucket with 3L of milk.
Matt Kay
– left all the sacred artefacts in Sydney, before
the EUGs in Bathurst
Mel Rhodes-White
- purchasing a small girl at auction, and then
making her pay for herself!
Courtney
Palmer – requesting that a Big Girl purchase
her at auction, and offering to pay, so that she
wouldn’t be purchased by a particular Big Boy.
Andy Fell
- for his massive dive after a guy bumped into
him, he went down like he had been shot and everyone
saw it.
Mel Penn
– for taking one of the small girls bronze medals
because there wasn’t enough to go around, because
she “wanted to wear one out tonight”.
WINNER
- Matt Kay
Dummy Spit
Award - for best or most numerous dummy spits
Sacha and
PK - arguing against each other at half-time
of game against Bankstown
Owen Hamerton
– Arguing with the umpire for about 30 minutes
after the game at Little Bay
Maggsy
- throwing pen at Owen during 4s pre-game talk
Mel Rhodes-White
– didn’t like getting fined at tribunal!!
Lauren
Oldfield – for claiming she had the wrong
genes to be passed the ball as a striker in womens
4th grade and her dramatic falls and screams every
time a defender got the ball off her
Luke Hartin
– tantrum about how girls complain so much when
they get turned down by a guy… apparently it happens
to guys (especially him) all the time and girls
need to JUST GET OVER IT
Paul Kelly
– vs Moorebank, complaining that ball boys should
not be used in the game, having them removed,
and then promptly arranging to amend the competition
by-laws to ensure they wouldn’t return.
WINNER
- PK
Beer Fish
Award - for best drinking effort
Soph Wade
– For going out to celebrate the 4th grades GF
win after having just got off a plan from Morocco.
She passed out in the Unions toilets (that are
painted deep red), and Xani found and woke her
up and Soph exclaimed “woooooah since when did
you get to Morocco!”
Jen Dobrijevic
- showing the young 'uns how its done at women’s
4th grade night out, and making her husband wait
in the car, refusing to answer her phone, until
she finished her last drink!!
David Spence
- called Zorba during Uni Games to see if it were
appropriate to fine himself with a 'consumption
till I spew' penalty
David Spence
- shotgunned luke warm xxxx bitter till he spewed,
he got through 3 then spewed then through another
2 then spewed it all back up
Lauren
Oldfield - Power naps and power spews during
and after tribunal quickly before we went out…
doubled up at both Bathurst and Goldy
Liz Wark
– Our ghetto friend from Glebe, who was out every
night on the Gold Coast dressed as Where’s Wally
as she wasn’t in any state to change outfits from
tribunal and would then play the games the next
day also dressed as Wheres Wally. At a 5pm game
she decided “Until now, I don’t think I’ve played
a game sober all week”
Beth-Lee
Auty – Facebook: Beth-Lee ‘Bee’ Auty to Lauren
Oldfield – I have zero recollection of this picture
hahahahaha… oh dear lord… and trust me i look
just as smashed!!
Andrew
Fell – manages to get himself into a state
where he will fall asleep at any establishment
he drinks at
Ben Wakim–
seems to have an issue with the “North Side” (to
him ‘the wrong side of the bridge’) He’ll venture
north to get free booze and party at club night
and then returns to the east to party some more
and spews all over the front steps of his beloved
east side clubs… what respect.
WINNER
- Jen Dobrijevic
Golden
Spade Award - for best attempted pick-ups
Jason Selby
- giving the tough love at fitness training on
Tuesdays
Matt Kay
- anyone looking for a room to rent or know anyone
looking? Enquire within...
Ben Wakim
- who for all his attempts during uni games, even
having girls in his bed (dry, bindi, troughy),
still did not convert!!!
Ben Wakim
- his favourite sexual position is quote "anything
I can get at the moment" (as written in one of
the small person's challenge books).
Ben Wakim
– for his gay voice that was used for the entirety
of uni games yet failed to allow him to pick up
Luke Mepham
and Sam Sinclair – shared a bed with each
other nearly every night, and failed to convert
Matt Kay
- that tattoo should say 'Golden Spade', not 'Kay'
WINNER
- Ben Wakim
Bush Pig
Award - for best or most numerous 'hook-ups'
David Spence
- Bathurst Uni Games, made himself available to
the small girls and the big girls!
Lauren
Oldfield - holding a legless bloke up against
the wall in Bathurst, then covering him with hickies
Mel Penn
– in a hickey style re-enactment on the DF at
AUG…problem was crutches where flying everywhere…watch
out general public
Courtney
and Luke - inseparable at AUGs, perhaps due
to the fact that they where tied together first
by small people sashes, then a 4ft rope, followed
by the bush pig taped between their hands.
Mel Rhodes-White
- planning any trips to England soon?
5ths and
6th girls (Megan, Penny, Prue, Yaz, plus spectators)–
are you guys planning any trips to England soon?
It’s OK, Sam should be back in 2010….
Luke and
Sam – see above nomination. And stay out of
Hyde Park!!
WINNER
- Dave Spence
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