The Union Hotel
 

I Put My Hand

Tune: When Johnny Comes Marching Home

I put my hand upon her toe, Ya Ho! Ya Ho!
I put my hand upon her toe, Ya Ho! Ya Ho!
I put my hand upon her toe,
She said, "Young man, you're way too low,
Get in, get out, stop fuckin' about!"
Ya Ho! Ya Ho! Ya Ho!

I put my hand upon her knee, Ya Ho! Ya Ho!
I put my hand upon her knee, Ya Ho! Ya Ho!
I put my hand upon her knee,
She said, "Young man, you're teasin' me,
Get in, get out, stop fuckin' about!"
Ya Ho! Ya Ho! Ya Ho!

I put my hand upon her thigh, Ya Ho! Ya Ho!
I put my hand upon her thigh, Ya Ho! Ya Ho!
I put my hand upon her thigh,
She said, "Young man, you're way too shy
Get in, get out, stop fuckin' about!"
Ya Ho! Ya Ho! Ya Ho!

I put my hand upon her twat, Ya Ho! Ya Ho!
I put my hand upon her twat, Ya Ho! Ya Ho!
I put my hand upon her twat,
She said, "Young man, you've hit the spot,
Get in, get out, stop fuckin' about!"
Ya Ho! Ya Ho! Ya Ho!

I put my hand upon her tit, Ya Ho! Ya Ho!
I put my hand upon her tit, Ya Ho! Ya Ho!
I put my hand upon her tit,
She said, "Young man, you're gettin' it,
Get in, get out, stop fuckin' about!"
Ya Ho! Ya Ho! Ya Ho!

I put my hand upon her breast, Ya Ho! Ya Ho!
I put my hand upon her breast, Ya Ho! Ya Ho!
I put my hand upon her breast,
She said, "Young man, I want the rest,
Get in, get out, stop fuckin' about!"
Ya Ho! Ya Ho! Ya Ho!

I put my hand upon her chin, Ya Ho! Ya Ho!
I put my hand upon her chin, Ya Ho! Ya Ho!
I put my hand upon her chin,
She said, "Young man, stick it in!
Get in, get out, stop fuckin' about!"
Ya Ho! Ya Ho! Ya Ho!

I put my dick into her mouth yo ho, yo ho,
I put my dick into her mouth yo ho, yo ho,
I put my dick into her mouth,
She said mmm, mhmh, mhmhm...

(With reverence - hats off!)

And now she's in a wooden box, Ya Ho! Ya Ho!
And now she's in a wooden box, Ya Ho! Ya Ho!
And now she's in a wooden box,
She died from sucking too much cock,
Get in, get out, stop fuckin' about!
Ya Ho! Ya Ho! Ya Ho!

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